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4everthesickestchick:

mentalalchemy:

hearthesilencesoloud:

mymanymanifestations:

fortheloveofneps:

marththebland:

I can’t believe this is what our president and vice president spend their time on. We’re in 15 trillion dollars of debt, and millions of people are homeless, and abortion is still legal, and instead of signing bills to fix these things our president is doing this. Well I’m glad you’re having fun, you fucking bitch. Fuck the United States. /rant

WAITNDO YOU THINK THISNIS A REAL THING????
THIS IS SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE OH MY GOD

LOL MY SIDES!

The best part is that I’m not shocked other countries think this about us. Haha

I died

What a fucking idiot… ALSO ARE YOU BLIND??? THEY LOOK NOTHING LIKE THE FIRST FAMILY.

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moonlite-suspenders:

therangerofthenorth:

moniquill:

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jenkristofu:

So I didn’t know that freaking dragons existed. Just look at them. Just look. They hide under a disguise of feathers and call themselves bearded vultures. But I see through their lies.

Whaaaaaaat.

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone. Also fact: when sufficiently threatened, they’ve been observed to deliberately puke on the threat.

what part of Dante’s inferno did these monsters come from

DAMMIT YOU’RE SUPPOSE TO STAY IN THE WIZARDING WORLD

FAWKES

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