When was the last time you held a baby?
This is how I usually start a survey.
Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them?
Yes, Mother, they do.
What book are you reading right now?
Tumblr- The Dumb and The Boredness.
When was the last time you saw the person you love(d)?
There is no love. I have a black hole where my heart should be.
What’s your best physical feature?
Self Confident aren’t we?!
Can you dance?
Can I? No. Will I? Yes.
Do you get the full eight hours of sleep a night?
BAHAHHAHAHA yes. xp.
Think of all your exes; would you take any of them back?
Perhaps.
If anyone came to your house on your ‘lazy days’, what would you do?
What? What the fuck kind of a question is this?
Who’s the last person that called you?
My cousin, Thomas.
Have you ever been on your school’s track team?
…no.
Do you own a pair of Converse?
Do you?
Who did you copy and paste this survey from?
I don’t know, but I regret it.
Do you eat raw cookie dough?
mmm salmonella..
Have you ever kicked a vending machine?
YES I WAS JUST SO ENRAGED THAT THEY WEREN’T SELLING JUJUBEES ANYMORE!
Don’t you hate when the radio ruins good songs by playing a bad one right after it?
Yes, if only there was a mechanism on a radio where I could just push a button and the station would change. Until scientists figure it all out, I’ll just have to suffer.
Do you watch Trading Spaces?
No
Are you cocky?
Uhh.. I hope not (some youngster chick used this as their response, I just want to save that gem)
Could you live without a computer?
What is air? Yeah, of course.
Are you in high school?
Nope, but I feel like I’m back in my high school myspace days right now.
Is anyone on your bad side now?
How old are we really?
What jewelry are you wearing?
just a ring and some earrings.
What’s the first thing you do when you get online?
tell myself to get off.
Do you watch Grey’s Anatomy?
Um, what is air?
How do most people spell your name?
Well because Rose is so complicated they spell it Rose, or Rows, or Ores. or Rhose(the h is silent unless your in some country where the H is important)
Would you wear your boy/girlfriend’s clothes?
I have before, yes.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Just having a lazy day, hope now one knocks on my door.
Is Justin Timberlake becoming the next Michael Jackson?
Who are you?
Will you keep your last name when you get married?
Absolutely. I’m going to make him take my last name. Progressive, right?
When’s the last time you left your house?
I refuse to leave my house. The sun will kill me if I do.
Do you return your cart?
-_-
Do you have a dishwasher?
Yes, his name John.
What noise do you hear?
White noise.
Would you survive in prison?
Ok, no.
If all of your friends were going on a road trip, would you?
If all your friends found a rock on this trip, would you take it home?
Do you know anyone with the same name as you?
No! It’s so hard to find anyone with the name Rose. I mean there was the lady on the Titanic, and also tons of people.
How many pairs of shoes do you own?
-_-
What’s the last thing you ate?
4 Margaritas. Contrary to popular belief, tequila is in the food pyramid.
What service is your cell phone?
The illest service there is.
Where’s your cell phone?
Bend over.
Is your phone on vibrate or ring?
Well, you have it so you tell me.
What brand are the pants you’re wearing right now?
Adidas
What do you drink in terms of alcohol?
I don’t drink ;]
What’s your favorite drink?
Jose Cuervo Gold (just in case anyone reads this, my birthday is coming up;])
Do you like sushi?
OMGYES
Do you cut your hair every month?
Do you? Shit’s expensive
Do you go online every day?
Usually.
Do you know anyone that has changed your life?
Yes actually.
